me coming home after a long day of bullshit
religous beliefs: sloth in a onesie
political views: two sloths in a onesie
Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
|— Roseanne Barr (via fluffynips)|
obama getting friendzoned by kim kardashian 2008
" you have to wake up early for school tomorrow "
pushing a door that you’re actually supposed to pull